The Miss Piggy Burger — Best Burger in Hastings? Come Decide.

Beefy. Bacony. Sluty.

Is it the best burger in Hastings?
We’ll let you decide.

But it’s definitely the sluttiest! Dripping with bacon gravy that you’re absolutely supposed to dip your whole burger in.Because this isn’t just a burger.

This is a double smashed beef burger loaded with our house-cured bacon, melty raclette cheese and our homemade coffee BBQ sauce.

It's a celebration of everything we rock at serving up. In a burger. The best burger.

It’s called the Miss Piggy because the bacon is the star and we serve that piggy three ways— but make no mistake: this is a beef burger through and through.

The tripple pork toppings. That’s just us showing off.

🍔 Best Burger in Hastings? Meet the Miss Piggy at Greyskull Café

We’re not a burger restaurant and we didn’t want to churn out a dozen random creations.

🐷 Why This Is Hastings’ Most Exciting Beef Burger

Instead, we focused on developing the burger Hastings deserves.

A burger that celebrates pork and beef in perfect harmony.
A burger that lets our bacon take centre stage.
A burger that’s totally unforgettable.

Months of testing.

Scaling up our legendary bacon-gravy dip so we can serve more gravy.
Dialling in the perfect smashed patties and melty raclette cheese.

This is the result:

🍔 Miss Piggy Burger. Beef First. Bacon because.

Double smashed beef patties

• melted raclette cheese
• house-cured bacon
• a crisp shard of pork crackling
• rich bacon-gravy dip made fresh each week
• coffee BBQ sauce
• pickled red onions & chunky dill gherkins

£13.75
Make it a full feast with fries — £3.50

This is the Hastings burger that puts flavour first.
A proper weekend treat.

📍 Where to Try It

Saturdays & Sundays from 11am

Get it before it’s gone — we make everything by hand, including the bacon and gravy.

Join the Burger Mission

We’re aiming for the top spot: the best burger in Hastings.
But we can’t crown ourselves you get to decide.

👉 Come try the Miss Piggy this weekend
👉 Tag us & tell Hastings what you think
👉 Make Miss Piggy Proud.